All I Want for Christmas

             

Dear SanTa,

I am a Greeen bay paker fan and I love the green bay packers. I have been a very good fan this year. I have cheered and yelled for my pakcers every day and want them to win. A lot. And I have yelled at them a lot too. A lot. When they lose.

I want for a Christmas a new football helmet. My favorite player is aaron Rodgers and since I have been sooo good I want you to bring aaron a new helmet for Christmas this year. One that is big enough to keep him from getting any more conconco…cuncusshins….cunscshion… head injuries. Becuz he is my favorite.

Please santa bring us a running game too. We like some of them but want a shiny new running back that can get a long run. Like 1,000 yards. I will cheer very much loud if you do.

For some packers who cant play cuz they are hurted please bring them some armor to make them strong again. They need something strong to pertect them.

And while you are at it a offensive line that can pertect too. Maybe this will help aaron Rodgers from getting any more conconco…cuncusshins….cunscshion… head injuries. Becuz he is my favorite. Someone who can block for the new running backs would be nice too. Please. And if you can maybe some cojones for our GM Teddy Thompson so he can go get what we need when a Free Agent comes available..

My friend Charles woodson needs a compass so he can find his game again. Last year you gave him good hands so don’t give him any more slippers becuz he has slipped enuff already.

Can you please please please get a pro bowl spot for tramon Williams? He was really really good this year and he would like it a lot. Oh and thanks for tramon’s new contract cuz he liked it very much a lot.

If you have any brains could you please give some to Johnny jolly? Cuz he needs some cuz the ones he’s got don’t work too good.

I would also like a brand new head coach cuz the old one you got us is broken. When I play with him his head just falls off ecpcially when I put too much pressure on him. He was supposed to be an action figure but most of the time he just stands there and doesn’t do nothing. So if you can find me a new coach like dom capers or bill the guy with the chin cowher that would be super! Maybe even a super bowl!!!

And santa we used to have a special teams in greEen bay but we lost it somewhere. If you can find me some guys who can tackle I would love you for that. A lot.

My new friend matt Flynn now says he wants some respect. I have a lot to give him but if you can give him more okey dokey.

But santa what I want most of all next to a new head coach who won’t fall apArt is a nice 6 game winning streak. I want to beat them giants soooo bad. We can do it cuz we need to. So a cold game with lots and lots and lots of snow for them. And if you could tell the line to pertect aaron Rodgers my favorite good so he doesn’t get any more conconco… cuncusshins….cunscshion… head injuries it will be good. Becuz he is my favorite. And he will play real good. Like 300 yards good.

Maybe even our running backs will be good too. If our coach lets them.

If you could give our defense a shot like I know you can then give them some sacks and innerspshins… inntracerpt… intrescepsho…. picks then we can do good. And let the tackle guys tackle this week cause last week they were on vacation or something so they should be rested.

What is good is if the packers can win. And I know they can becuz the giants really sucked against the iggles last week so they are kinda sucky. Like our coach.

So santa that’s it. If you can give us a win like maybe

green bay 31

new York 17

I won’t aks for nothing else.

Until next week.

The cookies and milk are on the table.

Love,

The pack rat

p.s. If you could get me this as a stockings stuffer i will love you forever and ever and ever.

merry christmas one and all!!!!